The Greatest Love Story Ever Told


The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

Instead of advertising this as the love story that makes Pride and Prejudice look as eloquent as an infomercial, they advertise it as something that’s just been made into a movie. Am I justified in putting on my literary snob hat?


Oh,you smell so…arrogant


Oh,you smell so...arrogant

I’ve always found perfume adverts condescending. Some woman who has a face like an anorexic parrot, will be driving a convertible and spitting out clich├ęs about her fun, care free and European chic lifestyle – just to point out how boring you, your cereal, and your fluffy dressing gown are. So when I found this perfume I was very happy. An honest name at last!